poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
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Toke n’ Poke

Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.

Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.

My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.

My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
by Dick Onchin January 29, 2022
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get our poke

to 'get our poke', 'going to get our poke', or any variation thereof is to be used as an indicator that a couple are going to get busy midday
I grabbed the hubby and we were about to go get our poke, then the phone rang and work ruined everything again!
by dako0001 June 09, 2021
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okotoks stroke and poke

When you puts a finger up your butt while stroking your meat. Named after Okotoks, is a small town in Canada
she gave me that okotoks stroke and poke
by boybrackin July 14, 2022
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poke 'n stick

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself
fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart
by DwightIsAlmighty August 03, 2019
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Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.
"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"
by get arrested March 08, 2018
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Bro Poke War

Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.

Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
by Don Fro May 17, 2010
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