Plastic Mine

A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.

There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.

I ran out of gray 2x6 Plates and had to excavate the plastic mines to find more.

by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

by The duder dude February 10, 2024

rip me out the plastic

She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!

I'm looking too damn good. Rip me out the plastic, Daddy!

by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024

plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged

Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.

by saavy chimp August 13, 2025

Plastic

Someone who is insanely sexy, some people might dissagree, but thats their opinion. They are also really easy to dominate. So keep that in mind.

Plastic is a funny dude.

by PlasticParticals November 27, 2023

plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004