plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 05, 2004
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Plastic Power

"Fake power" as in people who control others through the use of technology such as advertising, and propaganda. Usually politicians use this to control mainstream media to implement false/wrong ideas before they are elected into office. "Real power" does not exist as everyone in todays world does not care enough to give a damn.
First used in Goriilaz' "Rhinestone Eyes" music video
"Companies use plastic power to persuade you to buy their products by making a commercial and making you feel like you need their product"
by Poweroff February 12, 2022
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Plastic Maori

A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up
aye bro stop being a plastic maori
by Coolo Jay March 26, 2022
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Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade
Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 21, 2021
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Plastic Fantastic

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.
I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.
by lmao4124 June 15, 2024
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Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 11, 2024
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Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 09, 2023
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