pikesturbate

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

pikesturbate

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

by damon rosco November 14, 2009

Piss Bliss

The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.

1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.

by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011

piss piglet

A penis.

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!

by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011

piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.

{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.

by Telephony May 10, 2016

piss fight

When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.

This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.

by Falxo November 28, 2016