Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.

This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

peadophileinaplayground

very hot and sweaty, and slightly aroused

im sweating like a peadophileinaplayground

by kingsandqueens July 9, 2010

Gerophile

an juvenile who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Hey gerophile put your boner away, grandmas here!

by Mr. Dr. Sanchezter Ze Molestuu May 8, 2011

paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011