Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

Patoonchi

1. Another word for Vagina.

2. A word to describe someone you don't really like.

1. You're patoonchi needs to be cleaned.
2. Brah, it smells like patoonchi up in here

1. Bro, this chick is a patoonchi.
2. Look at all these patoonchis!

by RataTattatty January 18, 2013

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

Paxtonated

Pax·ton·nat·ed
1. when a movie or television show includes or has been permeated by the actor Bill Paxton
2. past participle, past tense of Pax·ton·nate

True Lies was a great film, mostly because it was Paxtonated.

by jephilli6 August 26, 2013

paytonamo

Nickname for someone named Payton. Usually given by annoying friends that you know.

Wazzup Paytonamo!?

by jkgukstci; October 16, 2015

pattenberry

A large booty

"Oh Damn look at that pattenberry"

by Prometheusxp April 18, 2016