shore patrol

A way to say "most certainly" without sounding stupid!

You are SHORE PATROL allowed to make calls to me, and you know it!

by Jim9821 August 1, 2005

Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

by Time Foolery July 23, 2018

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011

ski patrol

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH

I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

by Snow God December 29, 2006

Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.

Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.

by Wagnasty_22 July 23, 2015

pork patrol

n.

1. a police force; or group of police officers

Last Halloween, the pork patrol was all over.

by PScril June 10, 2009

Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

by Stinky Butter November 21, 2009