by chriscepticon April 09, 2016
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 06, 2016
When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
by poonpatch June 25, 2009
A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 07, 2013
October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.
by T.money October 31, 2021
Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 12, 2022
by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022