Pat’s Mate

Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.

It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.

Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.

Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe

by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021

pullin a pat

being so ridiculously comfortbale beyond reasonable doubt.to become envious of ones position in confort.

i was pullin a pat but someone became jealous and wanted to throw boes.

by dantheman70 March 28, 2010

Pat-h

Sticking one's big toe inside another's butthole and/or vagina, then wiggling the toe around, then making your partner lick/suck on the toe.

Last nights Pat-h was one of the activities in out orgi.

by pee-pee glands April 12, 2017

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Pat-Pat

Pat-Pat is an endearing name for one named Patrick. Specifically, Pat-Pat is a boy scout in a manner of speaking. He is fiercely loyal, and will protect his own at all costs. Pat-Pats are easily socially tired, but make up for it with their intense charisma and comedic timing when they are with you. Pat-Pat is the one you pick for your team in a zombie apocalypse, and Pat-Pat will do his best not to let you down. Sometimes Pat-Pat will cancel last minute, but that is ok, because if you are lucky enough to be friends with a Pat-Pat, then you know that you are loved and everything will be ok.

Oh yeah, Pat-Pat and Helen met at scout camp. Pat-Pat's such a boy scout is'nt he?

by Marriane Noble November 20, 2023