wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

by roller January 4, 2005

Tampon Pusher

A man who is too desperate and impatient to wait out a womens menstrual cycle.

You've got to unplug it before you start then pluming.

by Nobody April 12, 2005

push

Slang for drive.

I think I'm gonna leave the coupe at the house and "push" the Rover.

by Red October 9, 2003

push up

An attempt by a male to get into a woman's pants.

Sup playa, mind if I push up on your old honey?

by []D[][]\/[][]D June 20, 2003

Provo Push

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions

Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?

by Jerr Bear January 28, 2008

Good Push

A “Tip-of-the-Hat”, if you will, after a bystander passes gas in an egregious manner. Basically it is your vote of approval during post-flatulence that the individual did indeed go above and beyond the normal farting standards.

Chris: <FAAARRRRRRT>!!!
George: "Good Push, Chris!"

by arsher June 18, 2008

Push wood

The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.

I wanna look good naked so she'll do me when she's sober...I need to push wood.

by Kilo2-2 January 22, 2011