Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Please

You only say this when you’re a bottom. No discussion.

Most bottom’s say it like this “Please …😳 ! don’t do this to me.” It’s useless, the top will be more turned on. But now you know that it’s also a word used in bed. Kind of begging not to… yeah fill that in for yourself ;)

by hellothere! December 23, 2021

Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.

Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”

by Aintit October 17, 2018

Mohinder please

When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!

Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!

by Luvrogers May 7, 2013