pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

pencil

A thing made by wood and meant to write

why do we have to use a pencil can't we just use markers?

by mary923 August 14, 2018

pencil beak

1.noun. large and pointed nose or chin. 2.noun. an over hanging with a rough wall. 3. vb. (pencil beaking) smelling a liquid by sticking your nose in it.

1. She is has a pencil beak. 2. Don't fall off the pencil beck. 3. Are you pencil beaking your soup.

by VanDrako June 2, 2010

Pencil

A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.

I sharpened my broken pencil.

by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022

Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

pencil

the medieval way to input language. the sharp side is used for input while the, a little softer often pink side is the backspace. the pencil has a usage amount of about one thousand letters before it has to be recharged

"hey can you borrow me a pencil"
"a what??"

by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019