Penaldo

A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.

Penaldo statpads against baby teams with penalties.

by Onyx Football January 14, 2025

pepaly

It describes when you don't know how to explain a feeling, I just made this up so please make me knownn

When I went to my beach house I felt pepaly

by ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅ yisha ./づ~ 🍓 January 15, 2025

Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.

I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!

by Kokktapus February 18, 2025

Penaldogs

Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.

"You penaldogs don't know anything about football."

by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025

Peralta, perAlta, peraltA

Peralta, perAlta, peraltA

Peralta, perAlta, peraltA

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Perfalecules

Perf-uh-lek-uh-less

To describe a word beyond perfection, towards a partner who is beyond any definition of perfection who is a divine being and should be loved in all ways than one.

“My boyfriend, Jason, is PERFALECULES”

“What does that mean??”

“It means my boyfriend is genuinely beyond any description of perfection.”

by a-train444 January 16, 2026

Peralta disease

It’s that addicting sweet spot where every second without them feels too long.You can’t go more than an hour without needing their presence—because when you're hooked, every minute apart is pure torture

Oh , you only hooked up twice and your already cracked out ? You have peralta disease so bad .

by Kitbits June 3, 2025