National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

waist paste

Male ejaculate

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.

by e_RoC May 25, 2018

past carnage

When someone is a second before a pre-seen disaster

She is drinking too much and saying she is not drunk, a second later she throw up on everybody
"Be Careful this girl is past Carnage"

by bones issues November 24, 2015

cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 15, 2009

Pastely

Pastely is a word made up by a pretty famous youtuber known as Moriah Elizabeth, its been said in her channel a lot of time meaning that the color shes making needs to be pastel

Im gonna add pink and white to make a pastely color.

by Its_ Maddie October 18, 2020

pasted

Code being stolen/copied.
Often used in Counter Strike Cheating Community

This cheat is pasted.

by devilsham February 28, 2021