peanut

A peanut is a little cheezy white ball that you hack up. But a peanut is a form of hallitosis. it is a little white ball no bigger than a pinkie nail. If you choose the path of crushing it you will be emerged in a really raunchy smell basically it smells like shit. so i advice you not too. If you get a peanut its not all that good. Dont go showing it around. Peaunts accur when you dont brush ur teeth so brush ur teeth and you wont have to experience it. Doctors have said it is common to get about 2 a year.

*cough*
what the heck is this thing?
"Hey Chris what is this thing"
"ah man thats a peanut dont crush it"
"why"
"ur fingers will smell like shit"
moments later Tom crushes it
"oh my god thats nasty!"
he thinks to himself
"i wil never crush one of those things again!"

by a wise woman November 9, 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly

1. It's a popular song that gets you up off the couch and dancing to it

2. It's the most famous sandwich known to man, even a 5 year old child AND even *gasp* a full-grown man can make it!

Slang: PB&J

3. The song's mascot is a dancing banana

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

give me 20 seconds mark, i gotta make myself a PB&J sandwich

peanut butter jelly is everybody's sandwich

by somebody//AWESOME August 7, 2011

Peanut M&M

A sex act where the man dips his testicles in liquefied chocolate and the woman sucks the chocolate off while giving him a handjob.

Zoe was going to give Zane a Peanut M&M but the chocolate fountain was broken.

Man that girl Zoe gives a mean Peanut M&M.

by xqbed November 2, 2013

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Peanut Butter Trick

When someone of shorter persuasion (preferably with large calves and short arms), covers his genitals with peanut butter, allows his or her dog to lick it off, causing ejaculation on the dog , which in return makes the dog bite his or her elbow.

That dog has had problems ever since they made him do the "peanut butter trick".

by IgotDunkle August 1, 2009

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

a thing that people eat for food.

THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.

Teh History of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

by someguy123444444 October 9, 2006

Peanut Butter

A term used by Hockey players to describe a shot that goes into the net and gets stuck between the netting and top back white bar.

Nichols walked in, picked the top corner on the Goalie and sniped it right into the Peanut Butter.

Bartley: Dude did you see Knoop get sniped high glove by Nichols?

Abbott: Oh yeah! He roofed it straight to the Peanut Butter!! I wish I could dangle and snipe like him..

by Nicks1026 December 9, 2009