Otophonia

A medical condition characterized by exceptionally good hearing ability while they always mishear things.
Oto- ear, phonia - hearing.
Hearing only through ears, and not with brain.

Bob : okay, we'll go on Thursday then...
Alice: yeah, I'm also thirsty let's go somewhere.
Charlie: nobody mentioned thirsty, you go get your ears checked.
Alice : I got it done already it's better than yours.
Bob : oh you must have otophonia then...

by phd125 August 4, 2023

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"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

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ontropuous

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you look very ontropuous today

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On top

something that is really good or the best "on top" of everything

Kool-aid is on top frl.

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octoplasmiscm

when you have 8x the regular amount of aids

Doctor: I'm sorry sir but you have octoplasmiscm which is someone who has alot of aids
Patient: Oh no

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octopussy

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I rote a octopussy draft in reverse from the beginning

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ontsporen

Me

Person 1: it's ontsporen
Ontsporen: it's me

by Ontsporen October 22, 2023