junt hook

When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.

I got junt hooked so hard last night I think the hole is permanent. (dad)
David junt hook me now!

by revenge_of_the_junthooker November 7, 2012

Nice hook

When an angler catches a nice fish .

My friend posted a fish that he caught on FB and the comment was nice hook.

by Hot Rod Long December 2, 2015

Hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's one of those ambiguous terms that could mean anything from making out to having sex. Its only purpose is to confuse everyone and evoke numerous debates.

Amelia: "Hook up is either getting off or sex."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."

by Theophilic October 4, 2016

Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009

Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010

Hook and gouge

Something A.D. did way, way back in the day when he would fight someone. We are still unsure of the exact meaning of "hook and gouge" but A.D. is very proud of these tactics.

If you have someone that is combative then jump in there and hook and gouge his ass!

by oh yeah oh yeah May 9, 2017

Dustin Hook

Pittsburgh Native and formerly from the band Transition, Dustin Hook is the most attractive and popular member of the band -My American Heart.

Lauren: Did you see Dustin Hooks new myspace picture?
Jillian: Um... duh! He looks gorgeous!

Dustin Hook : My American Heart :: Justin Timberlake : N*sync

by Jillian. July 28, 2008