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Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!
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glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home
“my nurse is such a glucose granny
by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023
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granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits
"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"
by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022
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granny lollies

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granny lollies are sweet, OOOO YAHHHH
by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020
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Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.
Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?
by Westy3581 July 6, 2022
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Granny

Someone not to get on at.
Don't get on at Granny!
by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023
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Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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