note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

by ntself January 5, 2011

notewhore

One who will stop at nothing to get your notes, general tutorial work and templates. They may pretend to like you, but in reality they are only after one thing, your notes

General signs of notewhores include they:
- think their top shit
- player - wear a college jacket
- think they are a famous rapper
- go on about how smart you are (particularly if they make refer to "hermione")
- have "cookie time"
- their nick name is short for chlamydia, and their cool with that
- tell you that you have a good body
- never make time for you our of class
- have a busy life but seem to cruise through
- never really pay you proper attention, constantly texting other girls whilst talking to you
- do promo work
- fail constitutional law
- bitch about you and other behind their back
- engage in typical douche like behaviour

by girlwhodoesnttakeshitanymore August 26, 2011

up note

An 'up note' is a contrasting piece of positive information or commentary you make after writing or stating verbally something that while true is somewhat negative or depressing.

My hire car was comfortable to drive, but sedate - cars today are detached from the thrill of yesteryear - the smell of petrol and leather upholstery - the sound of the purr of the petrol cat. On an up note - the thrill of driving will return the moment I step into my vintage Mercedes!

by Scraggulartis April 7, 2016

G-note

A triggering event for past and present emos. Results from the sounding of a G5 note.

As soon as the song opened, Keith could feel the g-note releasing memories from his long-haired, band t-shirt wearing days back in 2013.

Any and all emo kids have mild PTSD triggered by being g-noted during a cordial celebration in vanta.

by NotGayEnoughtoComeOut August 3, 2020

Nother Dimension

Where the awesome comes from.

I'm not entirely sure what a Nother Diemnsion is but I bet it's &awsm;

by Chainsaw March 10, 2005

Noriega Bomb

A non-alchoholic drink containing many soda flavors, and icecream (icecream is optional) Creates an explosion of taste like a bomb. Listed sodas: Sprite, Root Beer, Pepsi, Coke (ICeCream!) Warning: Not many taste buds can handle the taste side effects may include barfing, head ache, and loss of taste for a certain amount of time. Another type of Noriega Bomb is when you add Minute Maid Lemonade to Root beer creating an interesting sour taste.

Lets go make a Noriega Bomb!

by magic cow that rides turtle April 12, 2008

Boast-it note

A Post-it note that has something along the lines of "I rulez" written on it, and then stuck on some twats back

"I rule"
"I'm a chav" (Most chavs boast about that fact"
"Etc"

'Ere mate, yoo got a boast-it note on your ass'

by Cooee May 17, 2006