sausage master

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.
by Adam.G February 02, 2008
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Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
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Throne Sausage

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
by StUmP October 05, 2003
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sausage massage

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
by Mr. McSparklepants June 12, 2017
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vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
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Brown Sausage

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!
by knolller938 July 20, 2012
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pressed sausage

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
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