i have to poo

just means that you need to poo
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You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.
"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"
by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019
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Have a lot of Gender

When someone is confident in their unique gender and express that through their clothing and mannerisms.

This can also apply to objects.
Damn they look so good they have a lot of Gender in that outfit.

That corset vest has so much gender.
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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
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I dOnT HaVe To

Karen: “Let me speak the manger
Cashier: “I dOnT HaVe To”
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i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?
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I have no enemies

I have no enemies
Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies
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