Nonce

A Joe Biden. A handsy degenerate who’s accused of the sexual assault of adults or minors.

Normal person “That Gropey fella is a nonce. He’s a total handsy degenerate!”

Democrat: “but he’s less noncey than Trump! I’m still voting for him!”
Normal person: “Wtf dude!!”

by M-A-L-I May 4, 2020

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Nonce

Acronym - Not Of Normal Criminal Element.

Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.

That bloke is a nonce.

by Dubsparx August 21, 2016

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022