The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
Get the Wank Zonemug. If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
Get the LinkedIn-Zonedmug. Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"
by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016
Get the Fam Zonedmug. When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 7, 2019
Get the Dead Zonedmug. A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
Get the shmoingus zonemug. 1: An area in a video game, especially Super Smash Brothers, where one can get stuck or trapped in such a way that he may be repeatedly and relentlessly pwned by an enemy.
2: A respawn point, especially in COD Black Ops, which is in very close proximity to the enemy or behind enemy lines, causing one to die very soon, sometimes immediately after spawning. Especially used when this occurs several times in a row.
2: A respawn point, especially in COD Black Ops, which is in very close proximity to the enemy or behind enemy lines, causing one to die very soon, sometimes immediately after spawning. Especially used when this occurs several times in a row.
1:
Player 1:
*100%*
*150%*
*200%*
*300%*
*Dead*
Observer:
Dude, get your ass out the pwn zone!
2:
Player 1:
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
" f**k! I keep spawning in the pwn zone!'
Player 1:
*100%*
*150%*
*200%*
*300%*
*Dead*
Observer:
Dude, get your ass out the pwn zone!
2:
Player 1:
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
*Headshot*
" f**k! I keep spawning in the pwn zone!'
by R0BotK1ing January 17, 2011
Get the pwn zonemug. Tom: Did I tell you about my new friend Pikachu?
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
by Your Eminence July 17, 2016
Get the NoPoGo Zonemug.