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National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.
Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.
by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021
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Natasha

Well where do we start...

Natasha is the most gorgeous, fun, hilarious, loyal, sexy and seductive woman in the world. She is extremely attractive and transpires this positive energy which allows people to instantly fall in love with her. She has the most amazing heart and soul this world has to offer and its something truly special. She is innocent yet very brave and strong! She has the power to overcome any challenges which come in her direction. She is someone that does not judge, no matter who you are. She will always be nice and friendly even if she has been treated badly.

She is very sensitive and fragile yet adores the love and attention which she rightly commands. She loves to feel loved.She has the most amazing pure heart and the ability to make her loved one feel on top of the world - untouchable! She is the most affectionate, loving person there can be and will no doubt be the most amazing mother to her children one day. She has something special which she can only share when she feels comfortable enough.

She is however meant for one person and one person only. That person from her childhood! She is a princess and deserves a prince who will forever make her happy.
Oh, so you want a "Natasha" - The best thing money has to offer
Don't be a Natasha - Taking 30-40mins looking for tomatoes at the supermarket
Natasha Joke Day - Natasha says things which are so outrageous people think its actually April fools

She always wants the best, in every possible case, however this is not always such a good thing (here come the bad bits)... She can be high maintenance... and wants things only which are on celebrity level - she wants the best beauty products available, she wants a private chauffeur, she wants a personal cleaner, she wants someone to basically take her socks off. She can also be very stubborn when she wants to be...(its kinda cute sometimes but also VERY annoying). She gets really angry if your late to pick her up or tell her a time to meet but its OK if shes late!... She is extremely health conscious and can easily spend up to 30-40 mins looking at tomatoes in the supermarket, oh and a trip to the supermarket is pretty much a day out! She is also very knowledgeable both in her field of study and just in general, shes full of facts and information and isn't afraid to share.
by 11Prince07 July 29, 2018
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Natalie

She doesn’t need makeup to be attractive, she doesn’t need to wear low-cut tops or miniskirts to look great. She attracts people with her personality, always cheerful, faithful and loyal, friendly and a good friend. She always has good advice to solve her friends’ problems, and she feels these problems as if they were her own. She’s won the title of best friend, although some of them have left her disappointed.
She is the definition of Natalie.
by SwaggerJagger123 May 24, 2016
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Natnael

An extremely sexy guy, the name comes from the bible and another definition is the god of everything.
Natnael is a handsome guy
by Swag boy123456 December 12, 2016
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national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017
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Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.
I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"
by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009
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NATIONAL BOY BESTFRIEND DAY

National Boy Bestfriend day is on November 19th, go appreciate your boy bestfriends and hang out with them more.
Boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much today?
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)
by BESTFRIEND DAYS October 24, 2019
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