A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."
by Anus Beeker December 24, 2006
by Fletcherx December 24, 2006
Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.
by Kyle's Twin December 31, 2012
by LilJOnWhattt July 30, 2005
Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.
by fandog June 17, 2008
Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
by EuroCitySunrise February 23, 2009
by ChrisLeV October 14, 2010