by CURNICNLGEE August 1, 2023
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Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 3, 2023
Get the Morrison of doors mug.Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).
My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.
by OldManRealist December 15, 2023
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Get the Moreister mug.Speaking in the manner of the pop star Morrissey: a quip about the ails and ills of society in a ever-so-clever way.
by Evangelos Stephanides III February 2, 2024
Get the Morrisean mug.A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
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