Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

Twisty Misty

The act of jerking off whilst urinating

Man, I just hit a twisty misty in the bathroom and that shit got everywhere!

by starlordork June 15, 2021

moist and meaty

A great type of dog food

Digby is a good dog just look at him eat that moist and meaty

by Digby42 December 24, 2015

twt user metyoubysuprise

coolest kid on the block!!! she will always be nice to u and always sends cute gifs!!!!!!! very fun 2 be friends with

boy twt user metyoubysuprise is really fun, i wanna be her friend!!

by cool kid L October 16, 2020

messy

Not very clean

There was dirt all over the foor and it was a big mess! :P

by Laurel May 20, 2003

Meaty Snack

A treat or snack made of real, unprocessed meat. And no. A Slim Jim is NOT a meaty snack.

A Slim Jim is NOT a freaking meaty snack!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007