A place where people talk about killing themselves and/or other people. These people are often in a dark room with a straight jacket on and take a lot of medication
''My uncle Tony had to be put in a mental institution because he said he was going to kill himself.'' ''But it's not his fault. He has no friends and his family doesn't give a damn about him. ''Man this country is fucked up;;;
by Monkey Face August 29, 2008

placae to lock up the insane with bad provoking judgement, mental flaws, are crazy, and have bad uncontrollable, jeering and spasmic actions. initially made for people that have ever had more than one lover in thier day, make false accusations and carry out further function overdoing it, lie, kill, cheat, steel, sin and know they do it and carry out thier ridiculousness to other people or environment. Made for people that have sex with animals, objects, dead carcuses and fecal matter. People in a state of euphoria. People that have mental disorders of any kind. Stopped maybe in the 1800's because it wasn't fair. That was one time.
Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.
Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
by europopian August 7, 2009

Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.
Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.
Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
by lionhead June 14, 2007

mentally ill is someone they called a good person or a super hero that they can't fake a crime on or put in prison so they try to make him look crazy and put him on psych meds to make him crazy for real to look him up in a mental hospital forever
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.
Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.
Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
