Trongian Math

Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.

In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2

by TringTrang March 16, 2017

Michael Matuzak

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones

Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”

by Frannie December 21, 2022

He Matt

A guy who says he doesn’t pull, but pulls more bitches than anyone you know

“Who is that guy how is he getting so many females?”
“I don’t know man he’s a total He Matt”

by Josa$$ February 15, 2023

Sparx maths

A great way to get clinical depression

Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go

by An Australian sandwich i guess April 25, 2023

Mix and match weapon

A weapon that is a mashup of normal weapons.

Quite possibly the best mix and match weapon is The Dual-Wield Chainsaw Shotgun Laser Earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.

by Someone404 March 10, 2020

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008