post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

by Sandman110 March 9, 2012

masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

masturpainting

the art of masturbating while painting or using your cum to paint a wall

Ryan finished masturpainting the bathroom

by jimmybot3 May 29, 2011

masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016

Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

Masturbationer

A man that camps on a roof and has a girl steam profile pic
The insult often used by salty victims

Star is a stupid masturbationer

by TehChanMan September 4, 2017