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Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.
Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there
by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010
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Masterbutation

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1. n. The act of combining masturbation with mutilation. The word is a combination of the words Masturbate and Mutate, although mutation is not part of the process.
"That guy is so badass. I heard he Masterbutates."

"Holy shit, masterbutation just scares me. Call me a bitch, but I just don't think I could do it."
by supermelon928 December 24, 2007
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Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself
Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-
by dcember3092 February 18, 2011
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Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.
In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.
by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015
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Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
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Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
by badentransportation August 23, 2011
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Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that they cannot possibly understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
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