10 year old Bob: Hey John! Buy my player for 1 million coins on Madden Mobile and I'll give you an iTunes card!
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**
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Peter “Did you hear about old man Tom?”
Samuel “Yeah I did, he is a right Madden, he knocks about with young’ns”
Samuel “Yeah I did, he is a right Madden, he knocks about with young’ns”
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1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.
Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)
1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.
Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)
1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.
2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
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At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.
heh maddox is a funny guy
At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.
heh maddox is a funny guy
by farkle October 17, 2007
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I mean that guy is such a pre Madonna because he is a suped up pretty boy-basically he took being a pretty boy to the next level, and he gets noticed for it. On top of that-it's not even about him having all the attention or attracting women. It's basically so that he can have his pampered self satisfaction.
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