Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025

Muddy slip n slide

The act of diarrhea being spread across the floor and then you run and dive full speed naked and erected sliding into you muddy partners poopy vagina.

“I watched Shep and Aj do a muddy slip n slide”

by Poop goblet November 24, 2025

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Yasss Muddy Yasss

A phrase that you use when you agree w a something that someone has said or done.

“just got off the phone with my girl and her friend, she said she likes you”

“yasss muddy yasss”

by Ghetto Vocabulary February 3, 2025

muddy avalanche

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.

“Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”

by Theloonfromfamilyguy March 8, 2025

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H

I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night

by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023