Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

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Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.

Go back, I want to be monke.

by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022

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Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 16, 2020

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