The 15 Minute Rule

A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.

Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*

by Oatmeal_h May 17, 2018

new york minute

a time from when the light turns green, to when the person behind you honks the shizzle out of you

daaaaaaamn.......that light went by in a new york minute dawg!!!

by g meister December 10, 2003

90-minute racist

A soccer fan who yells racist chants or shouts racist insults to opposing players or fans, but doesn't act in a racist manner once the game is over. They often believe that they aren't really racist but are merely getting caught up in the heat of the game.

They may only be 90-minute racists, but they're still cruel.

by doctorblue August 16, 2012

90th minute

The last minute in which something can change. Used most frequently in sports.

1. Commentator: "And Man United have scored a penalty in the 90th minute to win the game!"

2. Guy #1: "Dude, where's Kyle?"
Guy #2: "He was supposed to come, but he pulled out in the 90th minute."
Guy #1: "What a tool."

by Beeth December 28, 2007

red hot minute

A "red hot minute" is a very long time, ranging from two to three or more hours, or a few months to years in between the last time you seen someone or did something.

"Red hot minute" is longer than a "hot minute". A hot minute meaning you haven't seen or done something in a long time ranging from 20-30 minutes to an hour or more.

It's been a red hot minute since I last seen you.

When are you coming back through?

It'll be a red hot minute, but I'll be through.

by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006

panama-minute

An idiom to represent a very short amount of time, usually in reference to performing a task in a very quick manner.

The United States took over Iraq in a Panama-minute.

by Dr. William Endward Nelson March 6, 2008