mikey cobban

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!

Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

by Rosie Fowler May 22, 2018

meltdown mikey

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.

Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.

by Mysterion January 1, 2008

mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

micky dolenz

Drummer and lead vocalist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1970, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001-2002. Also known for his success as a child television star, playing ‘Corky’ on “Circus Boy” in the late 1950s, amongst other roles. He was the lead singer in many nightclub bands in his teenage years, including Micky and The One Nighters. Also was part of a legendary group of musicians called the "Hollywood Vampires," a drinking club which included Alice Cooper, The Who's Keith Moon and former Beatle John Lennon. Moved to the United Kingdom in the late 1970s and achieved much success as a director, while also acting in many musicals, including Harry Nilsson’s “The Point.” In 2004, Dolenz debuted on Broadway acting in the Elton John musical AIDA.

Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free.
-Micky Dolenz, "Randy Scouse Git", 1967

by MusicFan August 1, 2004

Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mikey Whiskey Hands

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.

Mikey Whiskey Hands

by music whore May 9, 2011

Mikey Way

The incredibly talented bassist from My Chemical Romance. He has ridicuosly fast fingers, hence his unreal playing skills. He has a very lovely red bass guitar, as well as a lovely brother, Gerard Way .

Mikey Way is freakin' awesome, man!

by Mrs. Way/McCracken (I wish) August 13, 2005