material girls

girls who spontaniously recieve everything new and wonderful at the flick of their perfectly manicured finger. Usually associated with jocks and wemo boys. These girls try and fail to be emo and scene and when they are called 'emo' by a passerby who is to them, worth listening to, they say things like 'O.M.G. I am not emo you DECK!' and then they fasten their stupid little plastic bows and adjust their bras (which happen to be pointless since their boobs are probably nothing more than mere bumps)They are seen wearing Hollister head to toe, Abercrombie and Fitch, and sometimes Sidecca (which really sucks because i like that store) on myspace they post millions of bulletins with one word tiles like 'CASSIDY' and then the bulletin inside reads, 'LOL ILY2' or 'YEAH OMIGOD HE'S HAWT'. And whenever they comment you, they put hearts everywhere.

myspace comment box:

material girl: heyy bebe <33333333
norm: hi
material girl: im really sad :((((((((((((((
norm: oh that sucks.
material girl: i kno. omg. lolz
norm: ...
material girl: kkz by babe ily
norm: -.-

i hate material girls.

by melanie IS a CRACKER November 25, 2007

Maher

When you prefer the company of a donkey over a woman.

Don't Maher my donkey he won first prize in the state fair.

by John Flair June 20, 2007

mathers

James Mathers, all of the above :-P

Is James at work, "no he is sick" Freaking Mathers

by BlindBoy February 15, 2005

Matherbating

When one proceeds to independently stroke their genitalia for personal pleasure while studying mathematics, or math related activities.

Hey, did you hear that Kevin began matherbating today in Precalc when Mr. Johnson began talking about Matricees?

by The Impactor February 28, 2011

Manther

Manther male equivalent to a cougar. A hot old geezer who is in his late 50’s and up.

“Damn that old man over there is a total Manther.”

by Juno Sanders May 19, 2018

MATERIAL GIRL

I DIAGNOSED DEASED OF THE SLAYERS, STOP THE SLAY STOP THE SPEAD OF MATERIAL GROWL

HEY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SHE SAID IM A MATERIAL GIRL
WHATS THAT?
ITS A DEASE THAT IS SPREADABLE
STOP THE SLAY STOP THE SPREAD

by xxurbisexualbestiexx January 21, 2022

Material gworl

Material Gworl is a person that is everytime bad. How we say, a baddie. Everytime is beautiful and yeah very baddie. Most of them wear black or white.

She is a material gworl! Here is an example. Hope you know what this means!

by Bejan Alexia February 11, 2022