Limmer

A gender bender brainwashing fuckwit that goes to class only to be high on dextroamphetamines while pretending to be the opposite gender in there head, to make the classroom confused and make more students enter the classroom the next day as the opposite sex.

Person 1. "I woke up a women and not natty enough today, curious! Why have I walked into the classroom in a dress.

Person 2. "A Limmer is in the classroom!, that's just as bad as a fat pixy or a mythical evil fairy"

by GunstarWaverunner September 6, 2023

Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.

Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.

by ra2or October 4, 2023

lumpermill

Lumpermill is a mill where lumps are milled to make gelatin, the types of lumps include human lumps, pig lumps, fish lumps, etc

I'm going to the lumpermill with the lumps I cut of my foot

by Sir cumdingler October 31, 2023

Lemmert

Someone who is pretty cool!

Random1: Hey have you seen Jake these days?
Random2 Yea He has become such a lemmert!

by masteratejhfg November 2, 2023

Lumbercrack

A wood cutting person who’s butt crack is exposed.

Oh look that guys lumbercrack is out

by Tashaaaaaa November 12, 2023

Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

lumberjane

A bi-sexual woman who likes both strong-looking men and strong looking women.

Sarah was a lumberjane who liked strong lumberjacks and lumberjills.

by scottparty December 20, 2023