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2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.
Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boy” behavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.
by YungstarProd March 22, 2024
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hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.
Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.
by NHMatt September 8, 2021
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danny logic

When you make stupid decisions with stupid logic that make absolute no sense.
“Hey, I got yelled at by the teacher and I told on you because you made me get in trouble” - Student
Oh my god that’s such Danny Logic” -Student
by Danny Decheeto September 24, 2020
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Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.
Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements
by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019
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Simple Logic

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
by A very hot person December 9, 2019
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Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.
by Otterly Surreal April 5, 2023
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