lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017

Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

by fuzzytwinkie April 10, 2009

pink lemon

When a woman's vagina squirts sour cum after orgasm

Damn foo,my girl shot a pink lemon on me after she came.

by jesus mcgee September 13, 2013

the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!

by zachbulb January 14, 2023

Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

Lemon Head

When a man is receiving head and he pees.

Man, i just gave this woman a lemon head. she gagged a little.

by Senior Watersports July 18, 2010

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005