Taste Log

These little delights are made from the bark of the almost-extinct, isolated Ashoka Tree (a.k.a "Taste Tree") located on the foothills of the central and eastern Himalayas. Found in Indian Food dishes, these hidden, miniature nut-like "logs” are BURSTING with an extremely woody, cedar/pine-like flavor containing up to 87 grams of "taste" per serving. Not for the taste-timid.

RacRel bit into her Chicken Tikka Masala and suddenly an unusual explosion of flavor danced erratically upon her taste buds...

RacRel - "What was that!? ...That I just bit into!??"

James - "Taste Log...Yyyyyyyeh!"

by LeMizzel July 23, 2009

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choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

by Ben crawford October 9, 2007

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Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

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extreme logging

When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.

Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful

I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging

by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010

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