lapdrop

A stolen laptop.
A portable device (Laptop, PDA, etc.) that has been "dropped"(stolen) from your "lap"(your property)

-WTB....(no lapdrops please!)
-Hey mang, got any lapdrops ?
-Lapdrops costs companies millions of dollars every year.

by rgz September 15, 2005

Laphroaig

A single malt scotch whiskey from the Islay region of Scotland. It has a very strong peat flavor. You won't find it in the hood though due to it's $70 price tag.

Laphroaig quarter cask 48% abv

by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011

laparse

meaning fat ass. grossly overweight. obese

"Move it out of the way you laparse. That's a big bitch."

by bobbyboyrulez September 7, 2007

lappland

A crazy ass bitch in Arknights that have white hairs, long, pale skin, juicy lap and have a Texas-con

-Damn Lappland kinda hot
-bRuH she's cray cray

by Wjbu herold September 26, 2020

crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .

I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.

by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021