Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins
He likes to bang his cousins
by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018
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When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 7, 2010
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When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."
"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus March 6, 2011
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by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019
Get the Landon mug.A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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