Kai Jie

Kai Jie... Ahh... Kai Jies are usually a pain in the crack and most likely try to get attention in school or work. Their friends are mostly Asian or ghosts ( Has no friends ). They probably watch kid show like Peppa Pig, Thomas the Tank engine and more, even though they are older then the expected age. Kai Jies just suck.

Person A : Hey, man do you have any weirdos in your class? 'Cause I do, his name is---
Person B: Lemme guess, is it a Kai Jie?
Person A: Correct, my dude!

by AnAlfie August 18, 2018

kai-pule

Kai-pule is a style of massage which combines hands on healing technique (similar to Reiki) and flowing strokes of traditional Hawaiian massage. The words are Hawaiian and translate to ocean water (kai) and prayer or blessing (pule).

The kai-pule style of massage I got was really fantastic.

by HBmassage January 2, 2011

kai ru

Kai Ru is a really tall boy, that makes funny jokes usually with his Asian accent. Knows most sports, if not good at it. He makes many people laugh.

"Haha! That's probably one of Kai Ru's jokes! "

by Jonantony980 May 21, 2018

Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Kai's mum

Kai's mum- A rather raunchy lady, she absolutely loves cock and if you ever talk to her there's no doubt her mouth will be filled with fat knob.

Scott: Hey, Kai's mum
Kai's mum: *choke* *choke*
Scott: Ahh, she's sucking dick, I'll come back later

by mongoloid69 January 25, 2016

kai off

to jerk off with an erection of 3 inches or smaller. usually accompained by a small metal ring around the penis to stop it from falling off.

verb: kai-ing off

"i bet you dont' jerk off, you kai off.

by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006

kai'sa

A really shitty champion that was released In The game League of legends

KAi'sa Is shit

by Alkabvxz May 14, 2018