Juan

A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.

Girl1: have you seen Juan?
Girl2: yeah, he makes me laugh. In fact I'm In love with him

by Ceezythebreezy May 27, 2018

Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 8, 2018

Juan Pablo

A solid 8” piece of Rigid. He makes girls tremble as they walk by. He also gets exceptionally excited around Catalina’s.

That Juan Pablo made me a paraplegic but I loved every second of it.

by 8” Rigid December 17, 2024

juan chi

That one kizzy glizzy ----- nonsense. Also, he drinks iced coffee with Immobile, plain bagels with Mahrez, and drinks slurpies with the ambassador of Finland.

Hey ambassador of Finland, have you seen Juan Chi this ebening?

Yes, we had Slurpee, gang gang.

by donte_donte November 27, 2021

Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…

I hate Xavier School San Juan

by Walahi June 18, 2024

Juan

A guy who is generally a good guy. Fun to talk to. Sleeps a lot even at work. Caring with his friends.

Person: Hey Juan are you there?

Juan: Zzzzzz

by arcticwhats21 June 7, 2021

Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.

Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III

by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022