Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017

Jewish Tub

an overweight female

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.

by JewishTub August 4, 2017

Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019

Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.

hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza

by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018

Jewish

In Kabbalah some of US that are Rav s show and tell the spirits. The spirit of satan(saw tAHn) in general character is our fear, doubt, pride, resentment, selfishness & indifference. A k.a. the Sith dark side of the force. As a Jew when I say to another of US stop being so Jewish I mean to say stop being so cheap or petty.

Stop being Jewish about our party.

by Mahadi the Messiah of Apocalyp November 5, 2023