Jet-fuzz

The act of kneeing an individual in the thigh to cause a charlie horse. The act is typically accompanied by the proclamation "JET-FUZZ!" Origin - Clinton MA, East st. (1993)

Jimmy, dropped in pain after he was he was jet-fuzzed.

by East Street December 7, 2012

jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

Jet Slag

Someone who flies too much

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"

by hairygunt December 5, 2011

man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

Jet Fisher

Jet Fisher 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist,7 widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most influential physicists of all time. Fisher is best known for developing the theory of relativity, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum mechanics. Relativity and quantum mechanics are the two pillars of modern physics.38 His mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation".9 His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.1011 He received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect",12 a pivotal step in the development of quantum theory. His intellectual achievements and originality resulted in "Fisher" becoming synonymous with "genius".13 Einsteinium, one of the synthetic elements in the periodic table, was named in his honor.14

Jet Fisher is an intellectual genius in all aspects of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...

by Jet Fisher March 7, 2023

watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by anonymous March 23, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023