Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

by Darren Pierce April 03, 2011

Japanese Eyeniscus

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye

Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

by Cockaddict April 18, 2022

Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.

Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.

by Tugeye Lips November 12, 2017

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

by Charlie Fagbag February 09, 2015