fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Faire le Martin-Karl

Playing the idiot and doing things other than being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2025

fair force

an absolute buffoon, a beta male, anyone who has used this name and are currently using this name are the human embodiment of pathetic, built like a stick

Guy 1: OMG! HAHA! ITS FAIR FORCE! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

Guy 2: HAHA! HE IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG!

by GeraldtheHerald2012 November 13, 2019

Faire le Martin-Karl

Faire l'idiot au lieu d'aller à l'école. Playing the idiot card instead of being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Stop doing who knows what and go to class.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2025

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015