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Internet Explorer

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.
"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"
by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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Duquesne University Internet

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet
by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011
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Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
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Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside
"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter
by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016
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internet sandman

One who steals data, movies, or music through the use of the internet. Most commonly the person can't be detected while the information is being stolen.
"Wow that was an awesome movie. How did you get the DVD, the movie is still in theatres?"
"I'm an internet sandman, I can get anything online."
by Stan Naydin September 7, 2005
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internet sex change

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.
Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.
by deathwish124 September 2, 2009
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Internet Canary

The guy in the office who surfs the web more than anybody else, but nobody complains about him. Because as long as he hasn't gotten fired, you know you are safe, too.
Man, now that Vince quit, who's going to be the new "Internet Canary"?
by TheOriginalBaconSandwich November 13, 2009
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